All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
can i end my essay with “u feel me?”
[accidentally cares about bands more than education]
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
bless the animals and the plants because they’ve been there with me more than people.
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt